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Size Matters - It’s true what they say; bigger certainly is better. Our Pink Willy Piñata is 43cm high - that’s 5 times bigger than the national average.
This is the budget Solero, isn’t it. Ice cream covered in flavoured ice. Budget flavoured ice. Budget flavoured ice cream. Boner Baking – Ready, set, bake! Make sure – like everything else at you hen party – the cake is phallic shaped by using our Willy Cake Pans. Our Naughty Cupcake Set will be the cherry on top (or the butler in buff) of the cake – oh boy, your girls will be impressed.Wolf whistles – We know it can be hard herding a bunch of girls around on your hen do. We suggest that you invest in a Willy Whistle, so you can get all the girls to stand in formation. Ladies, this is not a drill. It’s about time us women took charge of wolf whistling. Inflate Your Date
This is the same as the orange lolly but better because a lemon is more tart. And the tartier something is, the more I like it. I have never had one of these “things” but they look like they should come with a trigger warning. Can you imagine putting that piece of coral in your mouth? It would be like running your tongue over someone’s leg after they’ve fallen into a nettle bush. It’d be like wrapping your lips around a sea cucumber. Like kissing a scabby elbow. Lapping away at the stucco walls on that abandoned house down the road. Grabbing a step ladder, going round your nan’s house and using it to orally assault her Artex ceiling. I will never buy one of these. Jizz Game – Spin the balls to determine your fate. Will it be four pumps towards the face, or two in the mouth? Fill the willy with whatever you like, if you’ve had enough practice it will soon show… Galaxy ice creams often get overlooked, destined to live in the chocolately shadow of a certain other ice cream. This is not a good thing – more needs to be done to remind people of the heavenly range on offer from Galaxy. This is Galaxy we’re talking about – chocolate legends – you’ve tasted its non-frozen range, haven’t you? It’s pretty sodding spot-on.
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Inflatable fellas – With blow up dolls you get all the pleasure of a boyfriend, without having to listen to them complain or watch them play Fortnite for hours on end. Let Junior Johnson keep the bride company on her big night out. He’s only just over two foot, so he’ll be easy for her to carry around town. If you’re bride’s more of a romantic, let our Instant Inflatable Perfect Man take her on an unforgettable date night. Is this an ice cream or an ice lolly? Defo ice cream in the middle, but defo ice lolly on the outside, isn’t it. God knows, and also doesn’t care, because nor do I – all I know is that I want one. I want one quite often. If you’re planning a surprise hens party for a friend, you’re going to need lots of glitter, exciting balloons, sweet treats and champagne! If you’re planning a lovely lunch in the sun for the bride, be sure to lay “She Said Yes” Napkins on the table and attach helium-filled Love Heart Balloons in pink, gold and white for a fun, celebratory touch. No matter what you say, Ribena is bland. It’s a boring drink that I never get. Freezing it makes it marginally more interesting, but it’s not enough to contend with the big boys. Gimme a free one and I’ll happily eat it – it may even make my day a tad better, on the whole. But pay for one? Never have done, never will.
The same therefore goes for its ice creams. In fact, although they’re not the best ice creams out there, I’d risk saying that they’ve got the best chocolate coating? It’s a lip-serenading smooth skin of utter, utter bud-massaging pleasure. I wouldn’t be surprised if I one day found myself on a wholly exploitative Channel 5 documentary called something like I Married a Sheet of Galaxy Chocolate and I Intend to Mate With it. Watch this space, I say. Let’s be honest, there are much tastier things than male genitalia in the world, but what is a hen party without a weenie bit of willy.
10. Snickers Ice Cream
I really really like sandwiches, but most of the ones I have have cheese and meat in. I like a peanut butter and jam one, too. Also, crisp and/or chip ones are great. The same applies to ice cream sandwiches, even though they sound a bit rough. They’re mega not, though. Ice creams and lollies should always have bonus features, in my opinion, which is why the screwball is such a delight. Once you’ve finished the lovely, smooth ice cream, what’s that? Oooh, what’s that at the bottom, there? It’s a round nugget of fun-continuing bubblegum, that’s what it is. Hoy it in your gob man. Keep it there for the rest of the day if you like. The festivities are just beginning. Tasty Treats - Let’s be honest, your eyes are on the prize. The exciting prospect of an abundance of classic childhood sweets and willy straws flying around the room has you ready to pounce. As soon as the big boy shows its first signs of wear, you’ll sweep up underneath it with your mouth wide open. Bon appetite!
It’s hard to describe the Super Mario ice pop, other than ‘absolutely amazing’. The Zig and Zag pop was shortlived but that hundreds and thousands coating still enters our dreams. Also, for the uninitiated, this isn’t really an ice lolly or ice cream, per se. It’s a small container of little ice balls, about the size of a ball bearing, most often featuring two different flavours. They are the Tic-Tacs of the ice world.But newsflash: some are rubbish. Don’t eat those ones – eat the nice ones. But which exact ones are nice? Well, I’m about to tell you – I’m going to shout at you the correct answers, so listen up. Here is a giant ranking of all the ice lollies, starting with the worst, and sliding smoothly down your greased gullet, to the best: If ever I’m offered one, I normally just bite the arse off it and hurl the rest into a window or something. It’s ungrateful, yes, but necessary. If I had never seen a cow poo before, this is what I’d guess they looked like. They’re corndog-shaped tubes of mystery, and they make me feel uneasy. I used to like them, but I used to like baby food, too – and I don’t eat that anymore. Not most of the time, anyway. Let’s be honest for a moment. It’s not a Twix, is it? It’s a Twix ice lolly, which takes some elements of a Twix, but then turns it into an ice cream version of itself. Like a normal Twix’s cousin that’s from somewhere foreign. They’re under the same name, but in no other way are they similar. As a separate entity, they’re not bad. The biscuit is usually quite soggy, but still a nice change from the standard chocolate / ice cream combination we’re used to. The caramel never looks how it does in the advertised image above, but it’s still delicious. The main issue is that if your Twix ice lolly hasn’t already been broken or dented before you get to consume it, one bite ruins everything as it splits down the middle and shatters into a thousand messy pieces. Still tasty though.
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