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Canada isn’t the only place where politics and pant rippers have come together in an explosive way. When Gerald Ford, the 38th President of the United States, would let one rip, he’s said to have regularly blamed it on one of his Secret Service agents, very loudly saying things like “Jesus, was that you? Show some class!” 16. One boss got sued for allegedly farting too much. Dante’s The Inferno, Aristophanes’s The Clouds, Mark Twain’s 1601, and J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher In The Rye are just a few other pieces of revered literature that waxed poetic about cheek squeaks. 11. James Joyce loved farts.

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How much squeezing cheese is normal? Typically, adults produce about two pints of gas each day, which sneaks—or leaks—out via an average of 14 farts a day. If that number seems low to you, don't worry. It's apparently perfectly normal to pass gas up to 21 times a day. 5. Sulfur is what makes farts stink. They may be small in size, but termites live in colonies of millions. So when each termite lets a half microgram of methane loose per day, it adds up to a lot: about 20 million tons of methane per year, or 1 to 3 percent of global methane emissions. 27. Not every animal farts. We’ve all heard stories, or seen YouTube videos, of people lighting a fart on fire. And yes, it’s true that a lit flame and a gaseous toot can make for an explosive combination. But here’s another fun, science-y fart fact: If a person cuts the cheese in cold weather with their pants down, it would likely be visible—in the same way that we can see our breath in cold weather. 23. Your farts really do smell worse in the shower. Just as it’s considered rude to pass gas in public, the word fart itself has long been considered a vulgarism, making it impolite to talk about bottom burps in certain company. But that didn’t stop some of history’s most celebrated thinkers from writing about cutting the cheese. William Shakespeare was a master of the fart joke, as evidenced in works like A Comedy of Errors, where the character Dromio of Ephesus says the following: “A man may break a word with you, sir; and words are but wind; Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind.” 9. ... as did Geoffrey Chaucer.If Joyce was particularly enthusiastic regarding his wife’s unique emission, he wouldn’t be entirely alone. Farting can be a fetish. Case studies—including a 2013 paper in the Archives of Sexual Behavior—have been written about individuals who are aroused by flatulence, a proclivity known as “eproctophilia.” 13. One woman who had obsessive thoughts about farting was advised to fart harder.

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Channel Islands, including Jersey and Guernsey (Sark, Alderney and Herm are an additional 1 days delivery from Guernsey) 48 Hour Dispatch Service If you’d rather avoid the sulfur-like smell of any farts, there’s a pill for that. In 2014, a French inventor named Christian Poincheval claimed he could turn your flatus from sour to sweet with a pill that will make your gas smell like chocolate. If chocolate isn't your thing, there are rose, violet, ginger, and lily of the valley varieties, too. 30. There's fart-neutralizing underwear.If you’re truly cursed, holding in a tail scudder for too long could mean that the gas will be reabsorbed into your circulation system and could actually leak out of your mouth. Do not take any chances. Unleash the air biscuit. 8. Shakespeare loved a good fart joke ...